The Unspeakable Itch  (DARLINGHURST THEATRE – Sydney)

An hilarious new comedy by Kate Smith & Drew Fairley

Matt and Bec have been married for seven years… and we all know what that means. He wants a raise. She wants her cushions fluffed. He keeps fingering his car keys. She spends hours staring into the back yard longing for a new deck. If only they hadn’t started scratching The Unspeakable Itch.

Drew Fairley and Kate Smith, creators of the hit shows Bangers and Mash and The No Chance in Hell Hotel return to Darlinghurst Theatre Company with this cashed up comedy about the credit crunch and a couple in crisis. Featuring Smith and Fairley’s trademark tongue-in-cheek comedy and larger than life characters, The Unspeakable Itch is a comic tale about one couple’s quest to have it all, no matter what the cost.

“Fairley and Smith combine sly wit and impeccable timing… first-rate entertainment.” Sydney Morning Herald


Created and Performed by Drew Fairley and Kate Smith
Songs by Phil Scott
Directed by Annabel Scholes


Previews: 8 – 10 June
Season: 13 June – 8 July
Times: Tuesday – Saturday at 8pm, Sundays at 5pm
Matinees: Saturday 30 June & 7 July at 3pm

Tickets: Preview: $28, Adult: $38, Student Conc: $33, Senior: $33, Groups 10+: $33, Under 30: $30 (Tue/Thu performances only)

To win 1 of 2 double passes to June 8th Performance – please email: ITCHY to [email protected]

COMPETITION NOW CLOSED – Winners are Laura Farran & Sarah Woodcock! Congratulations Ladies!