The Pitch
Presented By: Frankston Arts Centre/Peter Houghton
Venue: Cube 37,
Returns to the Malthouse December 4-16
Reviewer: Sean Bryan

Date Reviewed:
13th October, 2007

It was a very busy night last night in the Frankston Arts centre precinct. In the main theatre the French Revolution was occurring while in the smaller Cube 37 I was about to brush shoulders with some of the world’s biggest Hollywood stars as Peter Houghton took to the stage in his solo show ‘The Pitch’. After a successful season at the Malthouse earlier this year ‘The Pitch’ made it’s journey down to Frankston for two performances and in the coming year will play around 120 performances across Australia.

‘The Pitch’ focuses on hopeful film writer Walter Weinermann who follows the guidance of a Hollywood great to create the perfect film script, which he then has to pitch to an international film board. For the majority of the play Houghton acts out his film bringing to life the actors who will play his roles, including Clint Eastwood or Russel Crowe as the male lead, Catherine Zeta Jones as the mysterious love interest, a hilarious Chris Rock, Sean Connery, Robert De Niro and many, many more. But ‘The Pitch’ is more than a show about celebrity impersonations (although I think Houghton does a better De Niro than De Niro himself.)

The murder mystery action film that Walter creates sees lead male and hit man Clint Eastwood (or Russel Crowe) set out on a mission to Hong Kong to kill a local identity (Michael Douglas). His only link is a woman known as ‘Violetta’ (played by Catherine Zeta Jones). Here he is joined by a foulmouthed rap artist (Chris Rock) and together they all end up backstabbed and stuck in Afghanistan.

As if trying to create and pitch his film is not enough Walter’s partner Catherine has just left him for another man, the once alcoholic turned Jesus loving Clive. This sub plot adds further meaning to why Walter needs to write the perfect script and get it pitched, he wants to win her back, or (because she is also a writer) at least win her approval. Through flashbacks throughout the play we see the rise and fall of the relationship between Walter and Catherine from the very shaky first meeting where Catherine wants little to do with him to the break up where Clive is the one to break the bad news, and refer Walter onto a good friend of his, Jesus Christ. Ultimately though we find out that what truly matters isn’t how good the script is, it’s all about how well you can pitch it to the producers.

This play is absolutely hilarious, from the perfect actor impersonations to the one-liners and the slapstick comedy there is something for everyone who knows a little about the world of Hollywood movies, and the more you know the more you’ll laugh.

The strong use of sound made by both live sound effects as well as a soundtrack greatly adds to the comedic nature of the play with familiar movie sounds, such as the 20th Century Fox music, cleverly woven into the play. Houghton’s live sound effects are possibly the greatest attribute to the show and a definite highlight. The eerie sounds of Middle Eastern flavoured music, a jazz band including drums, trumpet and singer, the Asian inspired introduction to Hong Kong, and the caricatured Taliban members throughout the play are just some of the many standout live sound effects Houghton is able to create.

The success of the play also comes from its simplicity. The stage is virtually empty with very little set or props, and there is only one actor, but the multitudes of characters, worlds and items Houghton is able to conjure from what is available to him is enough to make every drama student about to do their final drama solo very jealous. A Dictaphone easily becomes a mobile phone, a pistol and a microphone. A cricket bat becomes a bass guitar, and the basic set transforms from a writer’s messy home to the bustling world of Hong Kong, or the quiet desert of Afghanistan in an instant.

Houghton has mastered the technique of solo writing and acting, and the direction by his Wife Anne Browning ensures that focus is always maintained no matter how chaotic the stage has become. This show and it’s success are a tribute to Peter Houghton’s ability as a writer and an actor, and it was definitely worth waiting until absolutely everyone had left the foyer of the theatre for me to share my congratulations with him.

‘The Pitch’ returns to The Malthouse and runs from December 4 to December 16. For more details visit www.malthousetheatre.com.au


Sean recently wrote and produced his own solo show ‘Boy Banned’ which premiered in July, becoming the second show he has written and seen through to fruition. He worked as assistant director and appeared as Ryan in the Flinders Christian Community College production of ‘High School Musical’ and is currently working on a series of short plays.

 


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